Fire Drill!

hey BABES! :)

haha last wenesday we had a firedrill in school! it was really lame, similar to those very drama one we had in temasek last time with people getting rescued and fire engine and all that jazz. HAHAHA BUT this time it was a chinese version! the people getting rescued WALKED out of the building with their bags smiling and waving to everyone! HAHAHA AND AND AND the firetruck actually brought a ladder to climb the truck and fake smoke bombs were use HAHAHA so exciting.. while we were bored we took some lame pictures.. it was a great break from math!! and we were like making fun of anything that we saw! HAHAHA SO FUN. the SL math people were being boring and like not participating in the fun. ZZZZZ. so anyway first pic: school on "fire"



hyper active attendance taker!







someone got burnt in the fire. *sobs*
phillips feeling bored and wondering why he's standing around doing NOTHING.


then we walked over to withness the graders learn how to use the fire extinguisher. HAHAHA OMG it was so funny like this guard kept lighting the oil shit with like a lighter and it went VROOM. omg he like could have gotten burned! tht would have been interesting!!

COMPARE THE ASS SIZES. HAHAHAHHAHAA

some china fire department people teaching students how to use extinguisher. AHHA omg there was this girl who missed the POT by like half a meter so funny! but the fire still went out! pretty amazing. haha

p.s: apparently CCTV/jiangsu TV people were there filming. OMGGGG DAMN CARTOON CANT STAND IT!

Loves
Cornelius!

To YOU and YOU!

HAHA wl eh yanwen! i said SUNDAY RIGHT?? why u tag at like MIDNIGHT tsk! LOL purposely one then act sad! AHHAHA k here goes...


haha to LIM Yan Wen and Melissa Lim,
as you prepare for the shitiest exam in the world and you feel tired nervous and fucked, just remember you'll always have me around to make u laugh, make fun of and simply just be around. haha although we are so far away i REALLY appreciate that you guys bothered to send me a birthday present this year VIA AIRMAIL when i was feeling shitty about it and all! haha it really made my day!! i know you guys will do great and im 100% confident you will get the results you desire! HAHAHA...



thanks for always coming out whenever i call and trying to make time for me when i come back. Thanks for bringing me to Demsey even though i was so skeptical about it at first
Thanks for shopping with me and walking through multiple malls (MEL!)
Thanks for meeting me after work and buying donuts and just talking about everything!
Thanks for being there to talk about stuff like US elections with me!
Thanks for laughing at me when i act stupid
Thanks for embarassing me whenever u have the opportunity to
Thanks for sharing your notes stuff whteever the bitch i demand!
Thanks for motivating me to work hard here even though i have little to work for...
Thanks for just being there and for being You! HAHA WOW SO MANY THANKS




So as you march into the exam hall remain confident and always remember that i will be there thinking of you supporting you and wishing you well even though we are 5000KM away from each other. so FIGHT AND KILL and SLAUGHTER the exam papers and wish that both of you will get 4As and go be the great lawyers that you deserve to be and finally set up our very unrealistic firm in 2020. HAHAHAHA

Mel: dont cry after you read this or i will kill you! HAHAHAHA :D
p.s: yw is going to kill me for the last picture! HAHAHAHAHA

children

omg i cant stand adults tht behave like children!! sooo childish! today is a waste time day! HAHAHHA :D

yaye

HAHA HI MICHELLE I RECEIVED YR LETTER HERE IS SOME PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.


wahh seii impressed by your chinese handwriting and even getting the address right! haha this is like the 2nd package so far after almost 1.2 yrs in china so far THANKS ALOT! HAHAHAHA. love the stamps FYI. hahaha obviously u have too much time on yr hands u shld donate some to me!! math test sucked really bad today and im having the strange feeling which is not a good sign. ...

oh a lighter note, world lit is on track and looking good for submission on thursday! HAHA i shld learn to stop talking abt work! haha next few days will be so BORINGGGG haha now its time to mug a little more HAHA woooo. SINGAPORE IN LESS THAN 4 weeks. hopefully everyone is done with As by then. Cheers vodka

Loves Cornelius


haha havent talked to U recently. as usual. there's nth more to expect.

Pascal's 18th!

Hi Loves!
lol i know my previous post was kinda mean and uncalled for. HAHA at least its hilarious. after a week of high drama and getting pissed and angry, its time for a party! haha i eventually decided to go for pascal's 18th. im not such a mean and heartless friend. HAHAHAHAHA. ;)

sooo evetor and I arrived at the place like way early so we started taking a walk and engaging in our favourite hobby. after like waiting and waiting (for vanna and susan) we finally went in and they arrived too! YAY. Pascal the bday boy greeted us excitedly and we proceeded for drinks. OMGGGGG there was like 200 bottles of beer for like wht? 30+ ppl. FREAKING AMAZING. but we decided on liquor instead. (faster way to get high) so drink by drink passed and i must say lemon vodka (german brand) IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. like wayyy better than absolut. HAHA pascal should like give me a few bottles i'll be so happy. HAHA the bar tendeders made really good drinks like pineapple mix peach mix vodka. also amazing. haha nice nice music dance dance got high. photo photo and wah la! sing bday song and give present. HAHA (executive summary). so i left arnd 12.30 being a spoiler as usual! haha but i must say it was a hell of a party and really enjoyable!

PHOTO TIME!



Act style only sia the place. like some "hip club" HAHAHAHA

a little camwhoring action first...

Inside the barrr.



getting high....


higher....

highest! HAHAHAHA



To end:

Happy birthday pascal! HAHA even though you're a bitch to me most of the times its been great knowing you. please stop behaving like a little boy. TIME to be an ADULT. HAHAHHAHA

p.s: Credits to: Jennifer, Evetor and Susan for pictures
p.ps: Vanna hasnt sent me ANYTHING :(

Lovesss
Cornelius

pigs

Sorry mish for the overdued post!

there are many PIGS in life. they exist in the form of human beings. but what i cannot stand the most are not pigs. they are fucking AMs who think they are so damn freaking smart and that they rule over others. they like to give stupid comments like "ohh so anti social" and other dumb related stuff because they think fucking and getting wasted is a lifestyle that they truly enjoy. sometimes when you dont feel like talking to them at all they must poke their big POINTED nose into everyone's business because they believe they can "settle" it. HAHAHA. some people just need to MTOFB. (mind their own fucking business) no wonder business grade so high sia. HAHAHA.

math IA is such a fucked up waste of time ahhh! everything this week is so F**KED. dun feel like going to school :( school is so pissing me off now. but im looking forward again in 33 days to finally be in the comfort of RELIABLE and TRUE companionship unlike a certain use-and-abuse policy around these days.

so back to the topic on pigs, as long as you can cook them and skin them alive its great! they are commonly made into 2 dishes,


and of course
SAUSAGES. HAHAHA (hidden meaning implied) at the end of the day when u eat some pork u always feel so much better and know that u are helping remove the unwanted fat behavior people (aka AMs) around. ;)


p.s i miss you! fussy the bitch! good luck for As. make me proud!! HAHAHAHHA. pressure sei.

ah chooo!

so im back in the land of tainted milk and lead paint! HAHAHA kill me please..

Sg was fun as usual! like i said, it u dun have to go to school here! its DAMN FUN. i felt like a part time COW when i was in SG, ate so much like almost everyday! 2 buffets in 1 week!!! omg omg omg. haha at coca, when we (mish, shaun and I) wasted ALOT of food we had to siam quickly. the waitress said to mish "why you all not eating already?? the prawns so fresh!!" HAHAHA. FYI before tht we just dump whtever we couldnt eat into the pot. HAHAHA such idiotssss. anyway vans was very late as usual. TWO AND A HALF HOURS. HAHAHA and she still dares to say she redeemed herself! haha omggg. by buying ice-cream. SORRY! NOT COUNTED!! HAHA U OWE BIG TIME! haha sooo many people i didnt get to meet up with unfortunately. sighs so little time so much things to do. Its okay i'll be back on the 17th to 24th november *public service annoucement ends* HAHAHA. anyway here's some pictures for the day. as usual i insisted on cam whoring with my macbook AIR. HAHAHA


king and queen of boh liao poses...


hahaha.. FYI i manage to complete most of my work due. and SAT on SAT was surprisingly quite good. please please please give me a good score begsss. wheeee Bye lovesssss

I LOVE U. HAHAHA

sorry for the random title cant think of anything else!

This week in SG has been pretty amazing. SG is such a nice place where reality is harsh but if u dont work and study, its like the best place to escape reality. Just slacking and shopping and talking everyday... extremely bad for EE progress. HAHAHA! anyway this week so far i havent met alot of people and FYI F1 race was A MAZING! haha wooo just that with a normal digi cam u cant really catch much! SPONSOR SLR anyone? hahaha omg its thursday already and tmr i will be flying off. haha i love it when people ask me out. its such a great feeling to have!

anyway seoul garden with mish and welson on tues made me feel like a fat pig! haha so random. BENNY HENG WEE WEE PLEASE COME ONLINE AND SEND ME SONGS. THANK YOU.

Things to buy:
1) Pascal's Law books
2) SAT II chem and maths level 2
3) New clothes
4) New shorts
5) New bag
6) New Shoes

p.s. i extremely HATE it when someone cancels an appointment less than 24 hrs. because of that dinner was spent doing nothing. redemption takes another 24 hours to occur. that is all

pps. meeting F1 workaholics vans and shaun tmr!! + mish for lunch YAY YAY YAY! mini reunion. :D!

Love
Cornelius